once one of my friends quoted one of my text posts and i swear to god i almost passed out
you’re really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
are you telling me that this is not zac efron?
nope! that is leonard whiting, in franco zeffirelli’s 1968 adaptation of romeo and juliet
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

whathappensonolympustayonolympus:
always-smile-like-cheshire-cat:
I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.
NOW WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THE CEO OF YAHOO THIS.
holy shit of motherfuckers, thank you.
brb gonna go cry
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY